So You Want To Build A Wizard?

• Who is the crazy wizard who made the door into the vault at the end of Dragon Heist?
• What madman decided to turn an aboleth into a rock that can tell you where you left your keys? 
• Who decided that to open the door you needed bagpipe music and part of a bugbear?

 Well, they're all the same person, and probably a good person to have a huge stash of weird magic stuff. I want a reason to give my players a huge pile of weird magic stuff. So, he or she has a castle or tower or workshop that the players can hit up later for cool loot.

 Possible names for this crazy wizard: Zurusorn, Xobothung, Pabrovund, Zaviduas

Zaviduas Pabrovund, Administrator of Orogoth. Orogoth seems like a good place, I know nothing about it, but it has a good wizardly sort of a name. Administrator is a strange title, but I've already demonstrated how weird this wizard is. 

Ah, I've accidentally hit on an actual title, currently Orogoth is a wizard college, they probably have administrators...

Zaviduas Pabrovund should not be one of those.

Zaviduas Pabrovund, Wizard of the Northdark Woods. It's a nice small forest near the ancestral home of one of the players, so he will be more likely to deal with his many family problems that I've been planning.

Unfortunately, Zaviduas sounds like a male name to me and all of the other villains I have planned are men. Zavidua Pabrovund sounds much more feminine though.

Zavidua Pabrovund, Wizard of the Northdark Woods is going to leave some advertising on the back of the doors in to the vault. She's not dumb, she knows adventurers are going to end up inside of the vault, but adventurers appreciate a good and tricky magic door. Maybe they will want her services.